-={AA}=-FelixKat
17th May 2006, 00:08
Yes its that time of year again!!! I bet the AA servers will fall quiet this Saturday as we pull the plugs on our computers and hunker down in front of our TVs to soak up the magical-music-fest that is the Eurovision Song Contest.
To really get in the mood, as usual Mrs FelixKat and I will be dressing up in our Abba tribute costumes so we can strut our funky stuff and let rip with some wild air guitar riffs to the latest offering from Bulgaria, the gothic rock/electro/traditional folk mix: ‘Boom-bang-a bang-a-plip-plop’. Or then there is the Hip hop/traditional folk/garage/trance offering from Estonia: ‘Boom-plip-plop-a-bang-bang’.
However, come the time for the English entry and Mrs FelixKat and I will be hiding behind the sofa with our eyes closed and our fingers stuck in our ears. My God you have to check this one out. You will never see anything as squirmingly pervy as what the great British public have voted to represent us this time. Its certainly going to get the big thumbs up from every paedophile in Europe. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
To really get in the mood, as usual Mrs FelixKat and I will be dressing up in our Abba tribute costumes so we can strut our funky stuff and let rip with some wild air guitar riffs to the latest offering from Bulgaria, the gothic rock/electro/traditional folk mix: ‘Boom-bang-a bang-a-plip-plop’. Or then there is the Hip hop/traditional folk/garage/trance offering from Estonia: ‘Boom-plip-plop-a-bang-bang’.
However, come the time for the English entry and Mrs FelixKat and I will be hiding behind the sofa with our eyes closed and our fingers stuck in our ears. My God you have to check this one out. You will never see anything as squirmingly pervy as what the great British public have voted to represent us this time. Its certainly going to get the big thumbs up from every paedophile in Europe. We should be ashamed of ourselves.